futaba

[preowned]

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week 2, thursday

[preowned]

[ so, in the land of the living, they have to deal with things like MURDER NIGHT and whatever

not here though. it's a little boring over here, honestly, partly because everyone is upset at being dead and even tsuru is considerate enough to not be too annoying when everyone is freshly traumatized. but he's still bored.

which is why he's wandering around looking for something to do when he spots futaba. ]

[alitaba]

[ you'd think someone out there would have realized putting the two most chaotic characters in the dead zone would be a Bad Idea. but since they didn't, here she is watching murder tv, snacking on popcorn she somehow didn't burn and cringing at their friends yakity sax through war ]

Oh man, I'm glad I missed this.

[preowned]

Eh? Are you?

[ tsuru, on the other hand, is wildly jealous that he missed this because why didn't he get to participate in a ninja vs samurai battle with nobunaga right fuckin there ]

It's such a waste...

[ WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN THE FIRST WEEK INSTEAD ]

[alitaba]

[ she’s a tanto sized support character without any troops. what do you think would happen? ]

I gotta say, I’m pretty attached to my limbs

[ she is pretty jealous of the ninja battle bit though. she wants a cool costume change too??? ]

[preowned]

All you have to do is not get hit.

[ is he saying that everyone else just sucks?

yes. yes he is. ]

That's interesting though... the last world you all visited, you didn't see anyone else.

[alitaba]

Sure, no problem then

[ smashcut to the shrieks of terror while sprinting down the road as rng hecks her up. ]

I wonder what the difference is.

[preowned]

Well, since the last place showed up here, then...

[ he turns quickly to look at her, his expression really hopeful ]

Do you think Nobunaga will show up here next week?

[alitaba]

It’s possible........

[ he looks far too excited for her to say no, absolutely not. let’s not tempt after death fate here ]

I’ve always wanted to meet a historical figure.

[preowned]

He's not a very kind person. There's probably others who would be better for a first time meeting.

[ but... he's still one of his old masters, so even if tsuru isn't as attached to him as some of the other words, and even if nobunaga was technically the enemy in this particular battle

it's still nostalgic. ]

[alitaba]

Huuuh.... So nothing like his ikeman counterpart, huh?

[ oh my god, Futaba ]

You sound like you know him.

[preowned]

His ikeman?

[ he sounds..... intrigued.

but then she makes her comment, and tsuru laughs. ]

Would you like to hear a secret?

[alitaba]

[ she mwehehe's a little ]

His dating sim form.

[ just wait until she mentions Masamune ]

I love secrets!!

[ and with that scoots to face him, chinhands at the ready ]

[preowned]

Okay. I'll tell you the secret, and you explain to me what a dating sim form is.

[ this is a very fair exchange. ]

I'm a sword.

[ is he going to explain further? ]

week 7, monday

[preowned]

[ wherever futaba is, a crane is jumping out in front of her. ]

[alitaba]

[ holy shit ]

A SUDDEN ENCOUNTER?!

[preowned]

Haha! Did I surprise you?!

[ SAY YES ]

[alitaba]

[ she makes a really complicated expression about that. How does one explain her first instinct was to go STICK EM UP ]

Sure...!

[preowned]

...

Sure.

[alitaba]

[ sweats ]

It was a very good attempt!!

[preowned]

Attempt?!

[alitaba]

...........Ahaha............

[ SWEATS HARDER ]

[preowned]

I will accept apologies in the form of snacks.

[alitaba]

[ god that's such a bad life choice ]

.... Instant Ramen??

[preowned]

... instant?

[ ????? ]

[alitaba]

[ i can't believe she's just teaching him How To Be A Gremlin at this point ]

You add hot water to the cup and it cooks in three minutes!!