flayn

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[ at least they made these happy memes together. i meant to write memories but my ipad changed it to memes but i am keeping it.

he opens his mouth to speak, but-- hm. ]

Is that smoke?

[fishingforcompliments]

[your ipad knows.

anyway -]

Oh, no...! [TIME TO WRENCH THE OVEN OPEN but like, awkwardly, since they're still stuck together. and it is definitely smoke.] How did that happen...?! They have not been in there that long!

[preowned]

I'm not sure... maybe it's broken?

[ the oven, he means. he does not know how to fix one.

or maybe they should not have it at the highest fuckin temperature. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

It might be... I have no idea how to fix it.

[BAD.]

[preowned]

Neither do I... ah, how dangerous.

[ he is going to try to get a closer? look at the oven??

please turn it off ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[flayn does not think to turn it off.



it's pretty hot in there.]

...well? Do you see anything broken?

[preowned]

I can't tell... there doesn't seem to be anything in the wrong place... it's very hot in here!

[ BECAUSE IT'S STILL ON ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[





oh]

We have not turned it off!

[preowned]

Hahaha, no wonder! Ow!

[ HE MOVES AWAY FROM THE OVEN ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[SHE TURNS OFF THE OVEN.]

...maybe the problem is that it was doing its job a little too well.

[preowned]

... ovens are trickier than they seem.

[ no they just don't know kitchen safety ]

[fishingforcompliments]

They are! And the dials are so confusing!

...cooking over an open fire is easier.

[preowned]

It is, isn't it... they really made it so needlessly complicated.

[fishingforcompliments]

I wonder why they would do such a thing?

[preowned]

People just like to invent things for the sake of it, I think.

[fishingforcompliments]

...I suppose so! That must be how we have ended up with many things we see every day.

[preowned]

Exactly. I have no idea what most of these things are.

[ what the FUCK is a lawnmower ]

[fishingforcompliments]

Nor do I... but it is fun to learn, is it not?

[preowned]

[ he nods. ]

It does make you feel closer to them... [ humans. ] And it's always entertaining.

[fishingforcompliments]

[she smiles. yep, them, humans. things these two definitely are not! only like, it's week zero, so she isn't admitting that.]

What is the most entertaining invention you have learned about?

[preowned]

[ he has to think about it... ]

There is this thing called a blimp that was very neat?

[fishingforcompliments]

A... blimp?

[???]

[preowned]

It's like a giant ship! But in the sky!

[fishingforcompliments]

But ships need water to float on, do they not?

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This one was powered by... air? And heat? I think?