lup

[preowned]

meme

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[preowned]

We should crush them.

[ he looks over at an empty spot on the beach.

they need to destroy these fuckers so thoroughly they never try to build another sandcastle again. ]

[evocationary]

That is exactly what I was hoping you were going to say.

[she says cheerfully, already moving to the empty spot.] Any experience? I have like, a year's worth.

[preowned]

Absolutely none! So, with my wide eyed wonder, and your war torn experience, we will manage to make something great.

[ no ]

It should have cannons.

[evocationary]

[yes]

I like your enthusiasm. [she grins.] Cannons are a must. It's for sabotage, you see.

[preowned]

We can also infest the other castles with crabs.

[ /srs ]

[evocationary]

Think somehow we can give the crabs weapons? Maybe we can find some toothpicks.

[thoughtfully...]

[preowned]

Perhaps there is a conveniently located toothpick stand?

[ he looks around. there are stands in the distance. ]

[evocationary]

Oh - over there! It's probably food, we can just grab a whole bunch and arm the crabs.

[they haven't even started building the actual castle yet]

[preowned]

[ this is more important than the actual castle.

but they can go towards the stalls. it's amazing beach food, and he just fucking

skips the line

to look for toothpicks ]

[evocationary]

[she sees nothing wrong with this. the line means nothing to her.

she actually even climbs over the counter to look, which probably gets some annoyed and incredulous looks and protests that she promptly ignores.]

See any on that side?

[preowned]

See, there looks to be a box.

Oh. And take some popsicles, too. It's hot here.