lup

[preowned]

meme

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[evocationary]

[sorry, everything is less important than:]

Chicken! [can she pet. the chicken,]

[preowned]

[ yes

he will smith poses

go pet his chicken ]

[evocationary]

[CHICKEN she immediately zooms to drop down and pet the chicken.]

Hey. What's up. [is she talking to the chicken or tsuru? yes]

[preowned]

I see that you have great taste in farm animals.

[ the chicken clucks ]

[evocationary]

Yeah, chickens are the best, followed by cows?

Doooes it have a name? He? She?

[preowned]

She. Bob-chan-san.

[ she clucks ]

[evocationary]

Bob-chan-san...

[she just squints, but like okay! that's the name.]

Did you bring her from your last game?

[preowned]

Yeah! And the one before it. She has seen a lot of murder.

[ she clucks ]

[evocationary]

[pets...]

Oh no. Is chicken therapy expensive?

[preowned]

Is it?

[ in a hushed voice ]

I don't have any money.

[evocationary]

[she sits down so she can better pet.]

Oh, me either. I bet you could fundraise though! Maybe you should take donations.

[preowned]

I am not sure who in the citadel would have money either...

[ hmmm ]

Who here seems rich?

[evocationary]

Definitely that Yoo Joonghyuk guy. Have you seen his outfit? He looks like he shits money.

[preowned]

Does he seem like the type to donate to a fundraiser?

[evocationary]

No, but I have my ways.

[preowned]

Are you going to steal it?

[ please sound less excited at this idea ]

[evocationary]

Absolutely. Your chicken needs it more than he does.

[preowned]

Bob-chan-san and I are in your debt.

[ she bawks again ]

[evocationary]

I live to serve. What's in your room?

[preowned]

Oh, not too much...

[ he will open the door more for her to come inside?? it is very traditionally japanese in decor, with a lot of crane decorations. on a desk, sits his sword on a stand.

yes... it's very pretty..... no mischief in here........ ]

[evocationary]

[i don't believe that for a second.]

Oh, this is just like uh, like Jiji's. More cranes, though.

[preowned]

Is it?

[ HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN IN JIJI'S ROOM

but he will gestures for lup to sit. :D ]

[evocationary]

[the swords continue to make me laugh wtf]

Yeah. The whole aesthetic is the same, except his has a huge, fuck-off moon in his mind palace. [she will... sit... somewhere???]

[preowned]

Of course he does.

[ he sounds so exasperated.

there's a chair and the futon. he seem to particularly want her to sit in the chair. ]

[evocationary]

[she looks at him

and then at the chair

and then sits on the floor.]