lup

[preowned]

meme

Comments

[evocationary]

Oh. I guess that makes sense. Pawn the gun off on an animal and you'll never get caught.

[preowned]

Actually... I think a duck also had a gun, too?

[ ... ]

Strange that it kept happening.

[evocationary]

Well, if it worked the first time!

[preowned]

Yeah!

... I guess it wouldn't hurt to double check the petting zoo.

[evocationary]

If you find a gun, I call dibs.

[preowned]

Oh, it's all yours. I am more of a sword person.

[ he just

pats his sword ]

[evocationary]

[a long pause as she looks at his sword]

Are... are you a sword person? [like, a sword that is a person.]

[preowned]

Oh!

[ he looks down at his sword then at her. ]

Yes, actually. This is me.

[evocationary]

Rad. I got the rundown on how it works.

[preowned]

We really have come a long way from trying to keep it a secret...

[evocationary]

Was... it supposed to be a secret? The other dude straight up just told me.

[preowned]

We tried to keep it one at first?

[ ... ]

I guess he gave up, which makes sense. We've been doing this for so long.

[evocationary]

Yeah? How long?

[preowned]

Well, this is my third time in one of these... his second... but in general back home we have to interact with humans a lot and keep it a secret.

[ a pause ]

Now that I think about it, we aren't very good at the secret part.

[evocationary]

It's kind of funny how bad the other guy was at it. He basically was just like oh, yeah... I'm a sword, here's the whole rundown.

[preowned]

[ jiji impression, ]

I am as old as the time I spent stuck in these doors... a stupidly long time... wheee...

[evocationary]

[lasdjf this makes her laugh]

Wheeeee. I feel like everybody got stuck in the doors, but I can only imagine how long winded he would've been about it! [this is very teasing; she is fond of grandpa.]

[preowned]

When I asked how long he was in there for, he just said "who's to say"... which means it was definitely too long.

[evocationary]

Are you guys like, friends? Is that rude to ask?

[preowned]

It's not. We're lovers.

[ ... ]

Oh, right. But we broke up.

[evocationary]

[WELL

OKAY]

I was not expecting that! Wow! Okay. Uh. Sorry?

[preowned]

We are still on good terms. But I do wish him happiness with Axel.

[ in a lower tone, ]

I guess.

[evocationary]

Ooh. I sense tension.

[preowned]

It's probably best not to talk about it... he may want to keep it between us.

[evocationary]

Fair enough. I'm not that much of an ass.