shinobu

[preowned]

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[preowned]

[ he gasps, as if jason didn't pull one out on molly in front of their salad ]

[wisterin]

What a surprise, isn't it? Do be careful.

[preowned]

I will do my best to dodge.

[wisterin]

Dodge.

[ there is no try. ]

[preowned]

I will dodge every single bullet!

[ this is funny later with cloud ]

[wisterin]

You don't have 1000 years of experience for nothing!

[ if cloud can come back to life, so can tsuru. ]

[preowned]

Admittedly, though, most of those years were without being shot at.

[wisterin]

You can do it!

[ she gives a little fist pump as a cheer.

she doesn't have unrealistic expectations. this is just her telling him to live. ]

[preowned]

[ he mimics the motion ]

I can! And so can everyone else!

[wisterin]

[ help

another fist pump. ]

No, they can't!

[preowned]

They can't?!

[wisterin]

Not everyone is as graceful as a crane, Tsurumaru-san.

[preowned]

Well.

I would like to see them try.

[wisterin]

You can give them lessons.

[preowned]

That's a good idea. Do you think a lot of people would show up?

[wisterin]

[ she doesn't actually know if tsuru knows how to dodge bullets? ]

It depends on how you advertise it.

[preowned]

[ definitely not all bullets ]

Maybe a biiiiiig sign!

[wisterin]

What will it say?

[preowned]

How about...

[ he extends his arms out ]

"Tsurumaru and Shinobu's Anti Bullet Campaign Kapow!"

[wisterin]

[ kapow? ]

Am I supposed to be part of this?

[preowned]

Yes.

[ kapow! ]

[wisterin]

Why am I suddenly involved?

[preowned]

You always need at least two people for signs.

[wisterin]

Isn't that what Dimitri is for?

[ for his strength stat. ]

[preowned]

Hm... good point...

[ HE'S REALLY CONSIDERING DRAGGING DIMITRI INTO SOMETHING STUPID NOW ]