kazunari

[preowned]

meme time

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[preowned]

It does... but to them it's normal, so you just have to sit there knowing that it's all not even.

[dms]

How does it not drive you crazy?! What do they think of someone like us, where it's not three centimeters off?!

[ HE IS REALLY JUST ACCEPTING THIS AS FACT? ]

[preowned]

That we look like freaks.

[dms]

Nooooooo, that's so depressing! We look amazing!

[preowned]

It's extremely distressing... we'll have to cover our face.

[dms]

I suppose we could use masks and tell them we're sick...?

[ they're going on a field trip now? i guess? ]

[preowned]

[ he is imagining the types of masks you wear at festivals ]

...

I think I can see that working.

[dms]

Okay! So the first step is get masks!

[ except this is week zero though. ]

...We'd probably have to get them there, huh? I don't think the hotel has any right now.

[preowned]

Ah, that's a flaw in its design.

[ one of many flaws. ]

Maybe we can ask for some...

[dms]

It won't hurt to try! Seems like that's the only option we've got right now, anyway.

[preowned]

They can't say no if it's for a good cause.

[ yes they can ]

[dms]

Maybe if we promise a performance while we wear the masks? Since their priority is "entertainment" and all.

[preowned]

Oh, like a play?

That could work.

[dms]

Yes, just like that! I'm a pro actor, too, so they'll know it'll be good.

[ he is not the scriptwriter though so who is doing that part ]

[preowned]

Wow! Yeah. Okay, we'll need to think of a plot line...

[dms]

Hm, that's not my strong suit. Maybe we can just come up with a premise and improv?

[preowned]

Oh, yeah! That sounds more fun actually.