preowned | sheila

sheila

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I see... perhaps we can just offer everyone it.

As long as no one is allergic to avocados... or bread? Even the gluten-free kind. That would be pretty sad.

[They are in the restaurant now? Sheila proceeds to ditch him by one of the tables...]

Anyway, you should try it out first. So take a seat and I'll be right back.

[ he just settles down then. wheeeee. ]

[She heads to the kitchen to flex her rights, and returns after a handful of minutes with two plates. It's... some basic ass avocado toast. Wowie! She sets one down in front of him and joins him at the table.]

Let me know what you think.

[Anyway, she breaks a little piece off her toast with a napkin

and shoves it in her mouth.]

[ oh!!!!

he just takes a giant bite. ]

Wow! It's avocado! On toast!

Mhmm... [She has her hand clamped over her mouth, napkin and all. So she sounds weird and muffled now.] It sure is. You can just feel the nutrients. So yummy.

And this is a very popular dish?

[ he's shoving the rest of it into his mouth ]

Super popular. People love it. Or they hate it so much that they won't stop writing about how eating too much of it keeps you from buying a house in a depressed job market.