ookurikara

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[preowned]

Because I'm an expert!

[ he

he's really not ]

[unfriendliest]

...Did you even know anything about it before we were brought here?

[ you're a sword too, tsuru! kara's pretty sure you also know fuckall about romance. ]

[preowned]

Not at all!

[unfriendliest]

Then you aren't an expert.

[preowned]

I'm more of an expert than you are...

[ that barely counts ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he has to bite back a retort that he knows he'd regret ]

I've been learning, too.

[preowned]

[ hm ]

Besides getting hunked?

[unfriendliest]

[ oh my god

he was only mildly annoyed before but now he's just. scowling. ]

Besides that.

[preowned]

Who's been teaching you?

[ tsuru, meanwhile, is just very amused

it's bad ]

[unfriendliest]

What does that matter?

[preowned]

I have no idea what you have been getting up to while here.

[unfriendliest]

It's not like that's a big part of it.

[ he's mostly been cooking, or sparring, or hanging out with animals when they're not clearing gateways?? what is tsuru expecting here ]

...It was Kaoru.

[preowned]

Lili's old partner?

[ tsuru had spoken to him before he died, but kaoru DOESN'T TEXT HIM so that's where tsuru's opinion of him begins and ends. ]

[unfriendliest]

Yeah. He's the one who made us go on a date.

[preowned]

Do you like her?

[ he just


flat out asks, it's fine. ]

[unfriendliest]

...What does that matter?

[ please don't make him talk about emotions again he's had enough of that for another three lifetimes or so ]

[preowned]

[ ... ]

I suppose it doesn't.

[unfriendliest]

[ he just

raises an eyebrow

why ask, then ]

[preowned]

She's just going to go complain to me after all of this.

[unfriendliest]

That's not my problem.

[preowned]

Ah... I'm not even surprised...

[unfriendliest]

...What were you expecting, exactly?

[preowned]

More or less what just happened.

[unfriendliest]

[ sigh ]

Then why bother asking at all? It sounds like you'll find out from Lili, anyway.

[preowned]

I like to be surprised.