hisoka

[preowned]

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week 0, tuesday

[preowned]

[ it's a wonderful day!

or it was, because tsuru is walking into the boutique and sees a familiar face. ]

Ah, hello there!

i hate this and we havent even started

[wildc4rd]

[dana said be ready for fancy, so that's why he's here even if he isn't doing anything but pecking through things]

Yo.

[He does look over--ah, the wife.] How did you sleep? [everyone thinks hisoka is nasty but HE SLEPT ROLLED ON HIS SIDE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THANKS]

closes eyes

[preowned]

Hm? Pretty well... I'm used to sleeping on futons, so the bed is a difference.

[ he's going to walk over and peek at whatever hisoka is currently checking out ]

[wildc4rd]

[Between his nailed fingers, he has a top hat. He glances up when Tsuru approaches.]

Hm?

[preowned]

Are you picking new clothes? Yours are already festive.

[ that's a word for it but unfortunately

tsuru genuinely likes hisoka's outfit ]

[wildc4rd]

[He turns the hat around in his hands.] I'm only looking. [He lifts the hat and puts it on Tsuru's head, but, like, Hisoka is big so the hat is probably big and it probably slides down Tsuru's brows.]

Were you looking for me?

[preowned]

[ ah

he goes to lift the hat up, but he doesn't take it off, simply moving it so it won't obscure his vision. ]

Not particularly. I was looking for something to do and saw you in here.

[wildc4rd]

[That is so unfortunate TSURU.]

I see. I'm afraid I'm rather bored. [He moves on down a bit, assuming Tsuru is going to just follow.] Have you met anyone interesting?

[preowned]

[ he does, indeed, follow ]

I've met people I think I can have fun with. What do you consider interesting?

[wildc4rd]

[oh mood]

Me, too. [He picks through a few items of clothes. Nothing is quite like his own outfits. A shame.] Seeing what powers people have been given. ♠

[preowned]

Oh! I'd like to see that as well... we don't have that sort of thing where I come from.

[ he comes from a different kind of bullshit ]

[wildc4rd]

Oh? [He peers back at Tsuru.] Unfortunate. It's all a bit like nen, I suppose.

[preowned]

[ tsuru pulls out a shirt. it's leopard print. ]

Nen?

[wildc4rd]

[A brow rises at the shirt. Tsuru, you aren't Yuri Plisetsky???]

Mhm. ♪ It's the ability to manipulate your life energy.

[HM. Hisoka hands Tsuru a vest instead. It's white with a fluffy collar in the imitation of feather down.]

[preowned]

[ oh sweet

he abandons the shirt in favor of the vest. ]

And it allows you to use powers, like here?

[wildc4rd]

It's your own energy. You can make it into anything you want. [stupid crane] Mine is Bungee Gum. [He smiles, pleased.] It's named after my favorite gum, of course.

Since it has the properties of both rubber and gum.

[remember you asked for this pc francy]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

but also ]

Is that what you gave me when you shoved your hand into my mouth?

[wildc4rd]

Hm? Bungee Gum? Yes. [Let's see, let's see. Tsuru has a gay chicken vest annnnnd

Hisoka offers out a heather-grey shirt.] I haven't had any for a long time. They must not make it anymore.

How time does eat away at the very best...

[preowned]

[ please stop dressing him i hate this ]

Hahaha... was that why you got annoyed at me trying to swallow it?

[wildc4rd]

[no suffer your crane motif]

You’d have wasted it. [He peers at Tsuru expectantly.] Did you enjoy it?

[preowned]

The bubbles were cool! They were too big and I couldn't get it off my face!!

[ fucking moron ]

[wildc4rd]

[fucking moron]

That's the fun of gum. [Popping over your face and not being able to get it off?] Hm.

Do you want to see something else?

[preowned]

Yes!!

[ his response is so automatic

this is bad can he die now instead of later ]

[wildc4rd]

[Not until tomorrow, Death Day, Thursday, Hisoka's birthday.]

Okay. ♪

[He turns to face Tsuru. Gently, he slaps his own chest and starts rubbing it in a small circle in the center. In his hand, red hatchback playing cards start spilling forth into his grip.

He rubs out all 52.

And then he stacks them together neatly, before fanning them out at Tsuru.] Pick one.

[preowned]

[ huh.....

he stares at the offered cards, before reaching out to slowly pick out one. ]

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