[dana said be ready for fancy, so that's why he's here even if he isn't doing anything but pecking through things]
Yo.
[He does look over--ah, the wife.] How did you sleep? [everyone thinks hisoka is nasty but HE SLEPT ROLLED ON HIS SIDE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THANKS]
[He turns the hat around in his hands.] I'm only looking. [He lifts the hat and puts it on Tsuru's head, but, like, Hisoka is big so the hat is probably big and it probably slides down Tsuru's brows.]
It's your own energy. You can make it into anything you want. [stupid crane] Mine is Bungee Gum. [He smiles, pleased.] It's named after my favorite gum, of course.
Since it has the properties of both rubber and gum.
[Not until tomorrow, Death Day, Thursday, Hisoka's birthday.]
Okay. ♪
[He turns to face Tsuru. Gently, he slaps his own chest and starts rubbing it in a small circle in the center. In his hand, red hatchback playing cards start spilling forth into his grip.
He rubs out all 52.
And then he stacks them together neatly, before fanning them out at Tsuru.] Pick one.
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i hate this and we havent even started
Yo.
[He does look over--ah, the wife.] How did you sleep? [everyone thinks hisoka is nasty but HE SLEPT ROLLED ON HIS SIDE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THANKS]
closes eyes
[ he's going to walk over and peek at whatever hisoka is currently checking out ]
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Hm?
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[ that's a word for it but unfortunately
tsuru genuinely likes hisoka's outfit ]
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Were you looking for me?
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he goes to lift the hat up, but he doesn't take it off, simply moving it so it won't obscure his vision. ]
Not particularly. I was looking for something to do and saw you in here.
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I see. I'm afraid I'm rather bored. [He moves on down a bit, assuming Tsuru is going to just follow.] Have you met anyone interesting?
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I've met people I think I can have fun with. What do you consider interesting?
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Me, too. [He picks through a few items of clothes. Nothing is quite like his own outfits. A shame.] Seeing what powers people have been given. ♠
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[ he comes from a different kind of bullshit ]
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Nen?
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Mhm. ♪ It's the ability to manipulate your life energy.
[HM. Hisoka hands Tsuru a vest instead. It's white with a fluffy collar in the imitation of feather down.]
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he abandons the shirt in favor of the vest. ]
And it allows you to use powers, like here?
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Since it has the properties of both rubber and gum.
[remember you asked for this pc francy]
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but also ]
Is that what you gave me when you shoved your hand into my mouth?
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Hisoka offers out a heather-grey shirt.] I haven't had any for a long time. They must not make it anymore.
How time does eat away at the very best...
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Hahaha... was that why you got annoyed at me trying to swallow it?
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You’d have wasted it. [He peers at Tsuru expectantly.] Did you enjoy it?
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[ fucking moron ]
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That's the fun of gum. [Popping over your face and not being able to get it off?] Hm.
Do you want to see something else?
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[ his response is so automatic
this is bad can he die now instead of later ]
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Okay. ♪
[He turns to face Tsuru. Gently, he slaps his own chest and starts rubbing it in a small circle in the center. In his hand, red hatchback playing cards start spilling forth into his grip.
He rubs out all 52.
And then he stacks them together neatly, before fanning them out at Tsuru.] Pick one.
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he stares at the offered cards, before reaching out to slowly pick out one. ]
Like this?
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[Reaching out, he takes the card from Tsuru and shows it, and then proceeds to do a simple sleight-of-hand trick.
Ja-jaan.]
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you thought you had seen the last of me
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