hisoka

[preowned]

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week 0, tuesday

[preowned]

[ it's a wonderful day!

or it was, because tsuru is walking into the boutique and sees a familiar face. ]

Ah, hello there!

i hate this and we havent even started

[wildc4rd]

[dana said be ready for fancy, so that's why he's here even if he isn't doing anything but pecking through things]

Yo.

[He does look over--ah, the wife.] How did you sleep? [everyone thinks hisoka is nasty but HE SLEPT ROLLED ON HIS SIDE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THANKS]

closes eyes

[preowned]

Hm? Pretty well... I'm used to sleeping on futons, so the bed is a difference.

[ he's going to walk over and peek at whatever hisoka is currently checking out ]

[wildc4rd]

[Between his nailed fingers, he has a top hat. He glances up when Tsuru approaches.]

Hm?

[preowned]

Are you picking new clothes? Yours are already festive.

[ that's a word for it but unfortunately

tsuru genuinely likes hisoka's outfit ]

[wildc4rd]

[He turns the hat around in his hands.] I'm only looking. [He lifts the hat and puts it on Tsuru's head, but, like, Hisoka is big so the hat is probably big and it probably slides down Tsuru's brows.]

Were you looking for me?

[preowned]

[ ah

he goes to lift the hat up, but he doesn't take it off, simply moving it so it won't obscure his vision. ]

Not particularly. I was looking for something to do and saw you in here.

[wildc4rd]

[That is so unfortunate TSURU.]

I see. I'm afraid I'm rather bored. [He moves on down a bit, assuming Tsuru is going to just follow.] Have you met anyone interesting?

[preowned]

[ he does, indeed, follow ]

I've met people I think I can have fun with. What do you consider interesting?

[wildc4rd]

[oh mood]

Me, too. [He picks through a few items of clothes. Nothing is quite like his own outfits. A shame.] Seeing what powers people have been given. ♠

[preowned]

Oh! I'd like to see that as well... we don't have that sort of thing where I come from.

[ he comes from a different kind of bullshit ]

[wildc4rd]

Oh? [He peers back at Tsuru.] Unfortunate. It's all a bit like nen, I suppose.

[preowned]

[ tsuru pulls out a shirt. it's leopard print. ]

Nen?

week 4, sunday

[preowned]

[ well no one died so that's neat

anyway, tsuru is going to track down hisoka, wherever he is today. unfortunately. ]

[wildc4rd]

[INTERESTING.

Tsuru can find Hisoka. All the man has to do is, near the southern path, follow... the... flowers? There's two of them, standing upright on leaves folded like feet. They aren't very tall, maybe five or six inches, and they way with their "hands," which are just leaves too.

And then they start waddling off, stopping to look back in hopes he'll follow.]

[preowned]

[ anna what the fuck is this

but tsuru thinks this is?? very cool??? this is how he got murdered so easily, he just follows after the flowers because,,, ]

How surprising!

[ it catered to him specifically ]

[wildc4rd]

[this is what you missed me doing while i was alive

The flower duo lead Tsuru to... the beach! And there is Hisoka. He has his shirt off (cursed), but everything else is on (thank god). He glances back. The flowers come to a stop and stand up straight on either side of Tsuru, giving a salute.]

Yo.

[preowned]

[ he does not think anything about hisoka being shirtless. but tsuru will wave goodbye to the flowers before walking over to hisoka the rest of the way. ]

Are you busy?

[wildc4rd]

[Unbeknownst to Tsuru, once he leaves and has his back to the flowers, they throw up their leafy arms in "pain" and wilt into husks and crumble into ash. Goodbye.]

I'm not. Why do you want to know?

[He seems interested which is bad.]

[preowned]

[ what the fuck

but tsuru just looks as content as he normally does, because he somehow keeps completely missing how terrible hisoka is. ]

Would you care for a match? I'm bored.

[wildc4rd]

[Sometimes, it be that way.]

Oh?

[Well now he looks terribly interested, so much that his eyes glitter.] You really know how to get me excited. [If he were the type to flush, he probably would.]

I'm ready. Do you want to here... or in the castle?

[preowned]

I offered the invitation, so you can pick the location.

[ fighting on the beach would probably be more difficult, but tsuru isn't picky ]

[wildc4rd]

[Stepping back and turning, Hisoka motions toward the castle pointedly.]

There.

[The beach would be challenging, but... Maybe he just wants to go fast and hard and not worry about working around anything? It's fine.]

[preowned]

[ please stop saying words

but tsurumaru simply nods at that, and he immediately will start heading to the castle. ]

Then let's goooo!

[wildc4rd]

[This is the worst mutual companionship ever.

Casually, Hisoka follows after Tsuru.] Are you going to go easy on me? [Please be rough with him.

So Francy can suffer.]