hisoka

[preowned]

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[wildc4rd]

[Unbeknownst to Tsuru, once he leaves and has his back to the flowers, they throw up their leafy arms in "pain" and wilt into husks and crumble into ash. Goodbye.]

I'm not. Why do you want to know?

[He seems interested which is bad.]

[preowned]

[ what the fuck

but tsuru just looks as content as he normally does, because he somehow keeps completely missing how terrible hisoka is. ]

Would you care for a match? I'm bored.

[wildc4rd]

[Sometimes, it be that way.]

Oh?

[Well now he looks terribly interested, so much that his eyes glitter.] You really know how to get me excited. [If he were the type to flush, he probably would.]

I'm ready. Do you want to here... or in the castle?

[preowned]

I offered the invitation, so you can pick the location.

[ fighting on the beach would probably be more difficult, but tsuru isn't picky ]

[wildc4rd]

[Stepping back and turning, Hisoka motions toward the castle pointedly.]

There.

[The beach would be challenging, but... Maybe he just wants to go fast and hard and not worry about working around anything? It's fine.]

[preowned]

[ please stop saying words

but tsurumaru simply nods at that, and he immediately will start heading to the castle. ]

Then let's goooo!

[wildc4rd]

[This is the worst mutual companionship ever.

Casually, Hisoka follows after Tsuru.] Are you going to go easy on me? [Please be rough with him.

So Francy can suffer.]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

because he just looks over his shoulder at hisoka ]

Ah? Why would I do that? It doesn't sound very fun.

[wildc4rd]

Good. I'd be disappointed.

[:)]

Have you fought Sol yet?

[preowned]

Hm... not yet. I've been trying to get Lune to agree to a match, but he keeps changing the subject.

[ he's disappointed ]

Is Sol strong?

[wildc4rd]

Yes.

[A grin curves his lips some.]

Would you like to fight him together? He was quite fun the last time. Lune wouldn't tell me if he could hold his own. Perhaps we could double-team him, too.

[:)]

[preowned]

That sounds like it could be fun!

[ he sees nothing wrong with this, unfortunately ]

They'd have to be rather talented if they can handle two.

[wildc4rd]

[poor ty i'm so sorry for two fight horny people]

I wanted to see if either of them could. Shirasu, unfortunately, didn't want to get involved in our fight. Sol is... delicious. I wanted to be rougher, but we were asking questions.

[preowned]

[ tsuru, once again, thinks hisoka just has interesting word choices because he is completely unaware of how much of a creep hisoka gets over this kind of thing. ]

Ah... well! There's always next time, if he agrees to another fight.

[wildc4rd]

[this is my revenge for now because come oct i will be a dumbass sword and i hate that]

We'll see, won't we?

[Hisoka motions toward the arena set up in the center of the castle once they reach it. A lot of wide, open space just for them to get their fight on.]

[preowned]

With or without the sword?

[ he would prefer with but he is aware that hisoka does not have a pointy stick, so ]

[wildc4rd]

You're one and the same, aren't you? Hard to part with something that's... so you.

[Like Bungee Gum. :pensive:]

With.

[preowned]

Alright.

[ he'll unsheathe it then, looking at the blade for a second before his gaze shifts towards hisoka. ]

Ready whenever you are.

[wildc4rd]

[Hisoka smiles.

Very slowly, the sound of splitting plant heralds the vines that weave out of the skin of his back. It's pretty gross, but thankfully all Tsuru can see for now is the handful of what curls up over his shoulders and snakes down by his waist. A quarter of the way up the ends, the vine flesh bulges--thorns curve out an inch or so.]

I'm ready.

[He doesn't move. Two vines whip out around him, lightening fast, and dive straight for Tsuru.]

[preowned]

[ ah

at least, after the vines appeared, he more or less expected something like this. they're faster than he thought they would be though, so instead of opting to leap completely out of the way he aims to cut them instead, moving only to support his own balance. ]

[wildc4rd]

[This is fine. The vines are fast and sharp, but not invincible. It's easy to split them away, and when the tendrils fall to the ground, the rest shrivel and detach from his back.

But no more lift beside him.

Instead, he takes off, making a run straight for Tsuru. Time to give the other swordsman a close quarters hand-to-hand battle.]

[preowned]

[ well, he's more than okay with this. tsuru grins, before rushing forward as well to meet him. once he's within range, he aims his sword downward, attempting to swipe at hisoka's legs. ]

Are you going to show me another magic trick?

[wildc4rd]

[When the sword swings down, he bends at the knees and leaps. But it's a high leap, a head down and legs up. His hands come down on Tsuru's shoulders and vines burst out of the skin of his wrists to loop around the shoulders.

He remains handstanding, their heads barely touching.] Would you like to see one? [He drops the weight of his legs toward the ground behind Tsuru's back, using the momentum and strength of the vines to try to give him a good toss across the arena.]

[preowned]

[ well, that takes him by surprise, so i guess it's a good thing he likes them. but tsurumaru is yeeted, and it would probably be a rough landing except he summons a gust of wind that helps soften it. ]

I'd like for you to surprise me again! It's been a long time.

[wildc4rd]

Okay. ♪

[His eyes glitter with interest. When he straightens, he reclines back into a lift; the vine ends curve on the ground, keeping him up.]

No hands. ♦

[The vines on one wrist retreat back into his skin. The other pours over his hand, braiding together through the palm to hold and dangling at the ends like a nine-tailed whip. One of the thorny tips lift to beckon Tsuru like a finger.]