Ah. We should get started then. It shouldn't be rushed.
[Like with Kara, he spends a good chunk of the initial offense dodging. He keeps the plant sword folded behind his back for now. It's a little fun ot make Tsuru work for it. Have to keep the sword in shape.
They won't get anywhere if there's not enough stamina or flexibility.]
[Surprised (but thrilled?? bad), Hisoka pauses to just........ allow this to happen. He's curious? That doesn't mean his guard is down, not at all. Tsuru isn't the only one who enjoys surprises.
but tsuru is going to kick at the back of hisoka's knees. which may seem stupid, because of the whole hardened body thing, except he backs the kick up with a very strong gust of air that will hopefully help topple hisoka over. ]
At first, he takes the brunt of the hit; Rock Solid helps keep him stable. But the push of wind is new (and exciting), and his leg gives way and slides off ahead of him without consent. Ah.
It's fun because he's an acrobat at heart. He doesn't resist; lets his leg go flying up in the air while the rest of his body goes down. He twists so Tsuru isn't in his blind spot, one hand dropping toward the ground to push off.
Vines bust from the skin of his wrist and dig into the ground, keeping him from flying away. He uses the hold to pull, swing himself back around to try to kick.]
but he unfortunately appreciates hisoka's quick thinking, and when he kicks tsuru will go to sidestep it, once again trying to cut the vines that he summoned. ]
As long as we keep having fun like this, I'll always be hard.
[His legs whizz by Tsuru, and he twists his arm enough to let Tsuru cut the vines without cutting off his hand. He's released, and he goes flying several feet off to land in a skid on his feet.]
[But he's smiling? The solid, rocky form of his skin slowly smooths out once more. It doesn't seem as if he moves any more freely than he had been able to already. He faces Tsuru and drops a bit into a ready position.]
[ he won't try to actually skewer him again, probably
but he stands still for a moment before once again running towards him, aiming for hisoka's arm. although with the way the sword positioned, it wouldn't actually cut him, just. hit him very hard, if it connects. ]
[He stands and waits for Tsuru to get closer, and then he moves. He doesn't dodge completely, though. Instead, he lets the sword hit. It hurts, sure, but the pain is revitalizing.
The expression he makes is unfortunately very zealous.
And then he steps in toward Tsuru to try to give him a combo of punches with his fists.]
the problem with being that close up is that he can't easily dodge the blows. he can move out of the way of the first one, but then the next hits, connecting with (throws dart) his chin.
tsuru winces, glaring at hisoka again. not his face, bitch ]
come on, he's been punched plenty of times, and his face is fine? (he's garbage but you can't say he doesn't have a nice looking face shut up) he swings a few more times at tsuru's face, probably on a purpose.
[If the sword at his throat bothers him, Hisoka doesn't make any indication. It probably doesn't. He looks pleased and excited. His fingers give Tsuru's neck a short squeeze before relaxing.]
I play more cards than I do chess. Checkmate?
[i don't want to have to type he's horny but he's uh horny probably]
His fingers slide down around Tsuru's neck from the ear and away. When they draw back, a card is between two fingers, offered out to Tsuru. It's the Ace of Diamonds.]
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can't wait to unlock this
[Like with Kara, he spends a good chunk of the initial offense dodging. He keeps the plant sword folded behind his back for now. It's a little fun ot make Tsuru work for it. Have to keep the sword in shape.
They won't get anywhere if there's not enough stamina or flexibility.]
nO
but tsuru is going to try to actually get behind hisoka then, at first making it seem like he's going straight at him before changing direction. ]
im back
So surprise him.]
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but tsuru is going to kick at the back of hisoka's knees. which may seem stupid, because of the whole hardened body thing, except he backs the kick up with a very strong gust of air that will hopefully help topple hisoka over. ]
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At first, he takes the brunt of the hit; Rock Solid helps keep him stable. But the push of wind is new (and exciting), and his leg gives way and slides off ahead of him without consent. Ah.
It's fun because he's an acrobat at heart. He doesn't resist; lets his leg go flying up in the air while the rest of his body goes down. He twists so Tsuru isn't in his blind spot, one hand dropping toward the ground to push off.
Vines bust from the skin of his wrist and dig into the ground, keeping him from flying away. He uses the hold to pull, swing himself back around to try to kick.]
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but he unfortunately appreciates hisoka's quick thinking, and when he kicks tsuru will go to sidestep it, once again trying to cut the vines that he summoned. ]
Are you ever going to stop being so hard?
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[His legs whizz by Tsuru, and he twists his arm enough to let Tsuru cut the vines without cutting off his hand. He's released, and he goes flying several feet off to land in a skid on his feet.]
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but he claps at the maneuver. ]
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You can be a little rougher. Should I stop being hard so you can use your sword?
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[ and he'd be upsetti ]
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[But he's smiling? The solid, rocky form of his skin slowly smooths out once more. It doesn't seem as if he moves any more freely than he had been able to already. He faces Tsuru and drops a bit into a ready position.]
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[ he won't try to actually skewer him again, probably
but he stands still for a moment before once again running towards him, aiming for hisoka's arm. although with the way the sword positioned, it wouldn't actually cut him, just. hit him very hard, if it connects. ]
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[He stands and waits for Tsuru to get closer, and then he moves. He doesn't dodge completely, though. Instead, he lets the sword hit. It hurts, sure, but the pain is revitalizing.
The expression he makes is unfortunately very zealous.
And then he steps in toward Tsuru to try to give him a combo of punches with his fists.]
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the problem with being that close up is that he can't easily dodge the blows. he can move out of the way of the first one, but then the next hits, connecting with (throws dart) his chin.
tsuru winces, glaring at hisoka again. not his face, bitch ]
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come on, he's been punched plenty of times, and his face is fine? (he's garbage but you can't say he doesn't have a nice looking face shut up) he swings a few more times at tsuru's face, probably on a purpose.
and then he tries to grapple the man's neck.]
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well, guess he's getting choked. except he still has a sword, and that is coming to press against hisoka's neck.
it's not a slash, or anything, but the blade will be nestled lovingly against hisoka's skin, ready to dig deeper at any moment. ]
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I play more cards than I do chess. Checkmate?
[i don't want to have to type he's horny but he's uh horny probably]
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[ hopefully hisoka will be so distracted when minato inevitably shows up that it will never happen.
but he does lower the sword from hisoka's neck once his grip loosens on tsuru's neck. ]
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[Hisoka will remember that.
His fingers slide down around Tsuru's neck from the ear and away. When they draw back, a card is between two fingers, offered out to Tsuru. It's the Ace of Diamonds.]
Ja-jyan. ♦