yuri

[preowned]

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[preowned]

It's this video game where you race in small cars! This looks like one of the locations in it.

[ he looks around like he is expecting mario to show up ]

[ashenvaliant]

Oh... that's one I don't think I came across on the station.

[ he'sa not here? ]

So, this is the real life edition. Are we racing?

[preowned]

Possibly, possibly...

[ yeah he's immediately running for the carts now ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ wow, colour him surprised. ]

If you know the game do you know how to use these?

[ i mean he’s. picking a cart and getting into it so god help him and everyone i guess. ]

[preowned]

You... turn the wheel.

[ this isn't a controller he doesn't know ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ he turns the wheel.

the cart continues to look lovely, but nothing happens. ]

Is there an on switch? Hang on-- [ he is Looking ]

[preowned]

[ meanwhile tsuru is just going to get into one and just press things wildly



one of them will figure it out ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ will they though?

… well. yes. because yuri does put his foot on a pedal and fly forwards about ten feet, almost off the edge of the starting platform.

incredible. ]

[preowned]

Whoa! Look at you go!!

[ he still hasn't figured this out ]

[ashenvaliant]

I think I just had a heart attack.

[ help what is driving. he turns the wheel and like. bunny hops back into a better position. ]

…. Push the pedal, I think? That makes it go.

[preowned]

Oh...

[ a pause and he will do that



the same exact thing happens to him ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ pchoooo. there he go. ]

[preowned]

Wow.

Okay! I am ready to race you.

[ashenvaliant]

[ they gonna die. ]

Try not to fly over the edge.

[ … anyway he’s already going. neener neener neener. ]

[preowned]

[ binch!!!!

he is just going to drive after him. ]

You can't get away from me.

[ashenvaliant]

[ a chase has begun. ]

That's a shame, because that's the plan!

[ wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

unfortunately, he is going to try to be one of those annoying drivers who tailgates ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ welcome it's my world now.

dammit tsuru. yuri's gonna speed up. ]

[preowned]

[ nyehehehe

he's just following after. ]

You can't escape!

[ashenvaliant]

Oh?

[ MORE SPEED, and a lil saloming. this is dangerous for someone who's never driven before but hey. ]

I don't see you catching up.

[preowned]

Try not to fall over the edge!

[ there's a sharp turn ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ he goes flying off the edge and dies forever.



except he doesn’t, he zooms around the corner but comes incredibly close to the edge of the track but pulls it back. ]

Holy shit.

[preowned]

[ he rams right into him ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ rip. yuri turns the wheel really hard and does kind of a part doughnut. he looks like he’s about to shriek honestly, but he does smack the front of his cart into the back of tsuru’s as he does this wild spin. ]

[preowned]

Whoa!

[ it's all he says, but it's said so loudly. the adrenaline is pumping!! he peeks over the side of his car then over at yuri. hello? ]