yuri

[preowned]

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weekend 0, sunday

[preowned]

[ yuri might be walking down the hall? exploring?

when a door opens, and a hand pops up and gestures for him to come inside. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ uh.

well.




he has been summoned. ]

Yes?

[preowned]

Want to see something neat?

[ashenvaliant]

I have a feeling I'm going to see it regardless, but sure.

[preowned]

[ he gestures for yuri to sit down on a chair.

it's just a chair. ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ me like.... is there just a chair in this room. is this room just a chair. even though i know what the bare minimum is meant to be.

anyway he stares at tsuru for a solid 30 seconds.



and tentatively sits in the chair. ]

[preowned]

[ there could just be a chair.



but it's styled in a traditional japanese fashion, if it helps, with a lot of crane designs.

more importantly, though, when yuri sits, he will find that he just sat on a whoopee cushion. ]

Ha ha ha.

[ashenvaliant]

[ yeah this is about what i expected. ]

Where did you even find one of these.

[preowned]

It was in my room!!

[ exciting ]

[ashenvaliant]

Just the one?

[preowned]

Yes, just the one!

[ no ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ SQUINTS. ]

…

[ … ]

At least you’re having a good time.

[preowned]

You have to keep yourself busy somehow!

[ by ruining people's lives..... ]

[ashenvaliant]

You could take up swimming. I imagine hiding these cushions on a sun lounger would be more of a challenge than hiding them under a chair seat.

[preowned]

[ hm. ]

Maybe we can cut a cushion open and place one inside it...

[ashenvaliant]

I’ve gone temporarily deaf and cannot hear any of your plotting.

[preowned]

Yes, it's terrible how you can randomly and conveniently lose your hearing.

[ he pulls out a second whoopee cushion and nods ]

[ashenvaliant]

Very inconvenient. Just like how I suddenly can't count and definitely don't realise you have a second noise cushion when you told me you only had one.

[preowned]

Yes! It was most definitely only the one. Good thing neither of us can count.

[ashenvaliant]

Very convenient. I will be sure to keep my eyes open for just one cushion at all times.

[preowned]

I do not know what you mean, it will always be there...

[ he looks at the chair ]

[ashenvaliant]

And here I thought these things grew legs and wandered around by themselves…

[ let him see others fall victim to this prank… ]

[preowned]

Perhaps they do...

[ in a serious tone, ]

I guess we will see.

[ashenvaliant]

[ honestly, good for tsuru i hope everyone sits on whoopee cushions in trial. unless he’s tutorial again in which case, wowee. ]

I guess so. Well, as I’ve done my time do feel free to avoid me for a week or so. I’d hate for others to be missing out on your practical joke experience.

[preowned]

You would be on guard now, yes...

[ he nods. ]

If you have any recommendations for people.