yuri

[preowned]

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[ashenvaliant]

I’ve gone temporarily deaf and cannot hear any of your plotting.

[preowned]

Yes, it's terrible how you can randomly and conveniently lose your hearing.

[ he pulls out a second whoopee cushion and nods ]

[ashenvaliant]

Very inconvenient. Just like how I suddenly can't count and definitely don't realise you have a second noise cushion when you told me you only had one.

[preowned]

Yes! It was most definitely only the one. Good thing neither of us can count.

[ashenvaliant]

Very convenient. I will be sure to keep my eyes open for just one cushion at all times.

[preowned]

I do not know what you mean, it will always be there...

[ he looks at the chair ]

[ashenvaliant]

And here I thought these things grew legs and wandered around by themselves…

[ let him see others fall victim to this prank… ]

[preowned]

Perhaps they do...

[ in a serious tone, ]

I guess we will see.

[ashenvaliant]

[ honestly, good for tsuru i hope everyone sits on whoopee cushions in trial. unless he’s tutorial again in which case, wowee. ]

I guess so. Well, as I’ve done my time do feel free to avoid me for a week or so. I’d hate for others to be missing out on your practical joke experience.

[preowned]

You would be on guard now, yes...

[ he nods. ]

If you have any recommendations for people.

[ashenvaliant]

Lup would find it hilarious.

[preowned]

[ taako's twin.... ]

I see... did you know her before?

[ashenvaliant]

Mm. We were in the same place before.

[preowned]

Ah... another large group then?

[ashenvaliant]

Yes. There's a lot of us from those kinds of situations, huh?

[preowned]

Yeah... although I think Jason is the only one from his?

[ashenvaliant]

Apparently. Nothing other people have described has sounded quite like his set up.

[preowned]

No... even at the camp there were a few places that were somewhat different than the others, but none as much as his.

[ashenvaliant]

It's less a slight alteration of what we expect and more ... something completely different to the point it's only the theme of dying that really seems to link it.

[ disturbing. ]

[preowned]

But it was still enough to bring him here, too...

Well, it's something to keep in mind.

[ashenvaliant]

Mm. We'd all be thrown off balance if this place ran according to the rules of his island.

[preowned]

Well, possibly not? The amount of days is already off.

[ashenvaliant]

Not the little details, I mean the pattern of deaths. Daily? That’d be a big enough change for everyone.

[preowned]

No, I meant that his only lasted five days total. The fact that any deaths haven't happened at all yet would be already a giant change.

[ashenvaliant]

That explains the frequency of the killing. Given it’s pretty quiet right now, I’d hazard a guess it’s going to be following the weekly pattern.