preowned | yuri

[ yeah this is about what i expected. ]

Where did you even find one of these.

It was in my room!!

[ exciting ]

Just the one?

Yes, just the one!

[ no ]

[ SQUINTS. ]

…

[ … ]

At least you’re having a good time.

You have to keep yourself busy somehow!

[ by ruining people's lives..... ]

You could take up swimming. I imagine hiding these cushions on a sun lounger would be more of a challenge than hiding them under a chair seat.

[ hm. ]

Maybe we can cut a cushion open and place one inside it...

I’ve gone temporarily deaf and cannot hear any of your plotting.

Yes, it's terrible how you can randomly and conveniently lose your hearing.

[ he pulls out a second whoopee cushion and nods ]

Very inconvenient. Just like how I suddenly can't count and definitely don't realise you have a second noise cushion when you told me you only had one.

Yes! It was most definitely only the one. Good thing neither of us can count.

Very convenient. I will be sure to keep my eyes open for just one cushion at all times.

I do not know what you mean, it will always be there...

[ he looks at the chair ]

And here I thought these things grew legs and wandered around by themselves…

[ let him see others fall victim to this prank… ]

Perhaps they do...

[ in a serious tone, ]

I guess we will see.

[ honestly, good for tsuru i hope everyone sits on whoopee cushions in trial. unless he’s tutorial again in which case, wowee. ]

I guess so. Well, as I’ve done my time do feel free to avoid me for a week or so. I’d hate for others to be missing out on your practical joke experience.