cloud

[preowned]

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[skyagain]

[ he is. sitting there. he is sitting there until there is a chicken and he kind of stares unsure like a child afraid of someone showing him a big dog for the first time. torn between oh it's a thing i know and oh god i have to interact with it? ]

... Does it... usually accessorize?

[preowned]

[ he is just going to plop her right on cloud's lap without getting permission first. ]

Yes. It's her thing.

[skyagain]

[ immediate panicked noise as there is now a chicken in his lap and he just stares waiting for the chicken to try and scratch him or something ]

Great... [ he is looking stiffer than he was as a corpse. ]

[preowned]

You may pet her.

[ because that was the problem, obviously. cloud did not have permission. ]

[skyagain]

... Do I have to...

[ staring at the chicken. ]

[preowned]

I promise that it is very relaxing.

[skyagain]

I've never felt less relaxed in my life.

[ but he hesitantly...raises a hand...to pet the chicken? ]

[preowned]

It's okay! Just put your hand down... on the chicken...

[ bobchansan is vibing ]

[skyagain]

I know how to pet animals.

[ he puts his hand down ... on the chicken... and..... pets her ]

[preowned]

How do you feel?

[skyagain]

Like an idiot.

[preowned]

No, you're doing great! Actually, let me show you something.

[ he's going to reach over to grab her and

start moving her body around

but her head doesn't move! wow!!!!!!!!! tsuru is so fucking excited!!!!!! ]

[skyagain]

...

Is her head broken?

[ i have no reason to believe there are chickens in ff7 so i don't care that cloud is a country boy i WILL make shitty cloud does not know chickens jokes ]

[preowned]

Eh?! Isn't this the coolest thing you've ever seen?

[ HE'S GENUINELY SHOCKED ]

[skyagain]

...

So it's not broken?

[preowned]

No!

[ he does it again!!!!! cloud look!!! ]

[skyagain]

[ he's looking!!! ]

... So how's it this steady...?

[ he looks more baffled than impressed. a tragedy. ]

[preowned]

I have no idea! I never thought about it.

[ he just thought it's cool ]

[skyagain]

... You're sure it's normal...?

[ is this chicken grievely injured ...wow...]

[preowned]

She seems okay with it...?

[ but he's now growing concerned ]

[skyagain]

... Maybe you should look up chickens somewhere.

[preowned]

No one said anything... you think it might have come up?

[skyagain]

Well... Did anyone you showed it to know anything about chickens?

[preowned]

... no. No, it was Minato...

[ he sounds like his life has been changed ]

[skyagain]

... It might be fine, but you should double check.

[ looking warily at the chicken like he is afraid it will die on him now ]