cloud

[preowned]

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week 0, monday

[preowned]

[ here they are! standing in front of a door!! tsuru's hand is on the doorknob!! [

Hopefully this one will be neat.

[ it won't be ]

[skyagain]

It can't be worse than how boring the rest of this place is so far.

[ it can be. cloud is there! ready to help! he has a sword! surely this will be needed! ]

[preowned]

[ it definitely will!!!!

tsuru nods and then opens the door, stepping inside right after to....... another hall. huh.

......... ]

I see.

[skyagain]

[ cloud immediately turns to look behind them, because he foolishly followed tsuru

the door they came in from is no longer there ]

........

No way back.

[ oh no. ]

[preowned]

... well! This is fine.

[ probably. he won't let it ruin his day!

he looks at the doors and then points at one. ]

Maybe... that one?

[skyagain]

[ is it, fine. ]

... Can't get any worse.

[ cloud will go to that one and open it.

it's just more hallway. ]

...

... Hey. Try opening another one.

[preowned]

[ hm.

he walks a few doors down before opening the closest one to him.

it's just hallway.

he closes it. ]

I believe I see a problem.

[skyagain]

They can't all be hallways.

[ he does not sound so sure? but it is about to get Scooby Doo in here as cloud opens a door to the hallway, steps in, closes it, opens a hallway on the other side, and winds up right back where tsuru is somehow. ]

What.

[preowned]

Oh no.

[ ?????

he turns around and tries to go for the door directly across from that one. ]

Infinity doors.

[skyagain]

[ @ whoever is listening: ]

We were joking!

[preowned]

Well. One of these will have to work. It's Monday.

[ help

but he will just walk through the fuckin door!!!!!!! ]

[skyagain]

[ cloud tries another one!

they somehow both wind up in the same new, exactly the same hallway, but all the doors are closed. ]

You seriously think we can trust any kind of scheduling? We still haven't seen anybody. And now we're in infinity doors.

[preowned]

It would be a very boring way to kill us off, if what they wanted was entertainment.

[ he is just going to sit down now. ]

[skyagain]

Watching us make fools of ourselves might be entertaining enough.

[ cloud is going to keep opening doors in this hallway, but once again.

it is just more hallways. there is no point stepping through. ]

[preowned]

Do we have to go through all of them? Or maybe there's a time limit?

[ what if they break all the doors ]

[skyagain]

Maybe we should try breaking them down.

[ yeah! what if! violence! ]

[preowned]

[ he hops back to his feet. yeah violence!!! ]

Should we try the same door?

[skyagain]

Might up our chances with two.

[ maybe it will be more satisfying if they destroy more stuff. ]

[preowned]

On the count of three then?

[ he will go to position himself in front of a door ]

[skyagain]

Right. One... two...

[ he has his sword drawn ready to use the might of whatever the fuck remains of his final fantasy powers ]

Three!

[ ATTACKS THE DOOR

the door goes boingoingoingoing like it is made of indestructible cartoon rubber and cloud is pushed back ]

[preowned]

[ at the same time, he also attacks his door and



well.

this is stupid.

he blinks. ]

Ha ha?

[skyagain]

Three days in and I already hate this hotel.

[ sadly...puts the sword...back...]

[preowned]

Do you really need to just go through every one?

[ he suggested that earlier but now he sounds like


way less certain about it ]

[skyagain]

Doesn't look like we've got any other options right now.

[ he is also not thrilled about it but he will attempt to open the door that boingoingoing'd him to rejection.

it opens just fine into another hallway. ]

... Still more hallway...

[preowned]

How long have we been here for?

[ he wanders over back to cloud, peeking from over his shoulder. ]

Did you bring any snacks?