cloud

[preowned]

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[skyagain]

Maybe we should try breaking them down.

[ yeah! what if! violence! ]

[preowned]

[ he hops back to his feet. yeah violence!!! ]

Should we try the same door?

[skyagain]

Might up our chances with two.

[ maybe it will be more satisfying if they destroy more stuff. ]

[preowned]

On the count of three then?

[ he will go to position himself in front of a door ]

[skyagain]

Right. One... two...

[ he has his sword drawn ready to use the might of whatever the fuck remains of his final fantasy powers ]

Three!

[ ATTACKS THE DOOR

the door goes boingoingoingoing like it is made of indestructible cartoon rubber and cloud is pushed back ]

[preowned]

[ at the same time, he also attacks his door and



well.

this is stupid.

he blinks. ]

Ha ha?

[skyagain]

Three days in and I already hate this hotel.

[ sadly...puts the sword...back...]

[preowned]

Do you really need to just go through every one?

[ he suggested that earlier but now he sounds like


way less certain about it ]

[skyagain]

Doesn't look like we've got any other options right now.

[ he is also not thrilled about it but he will attempt to open the door that boingoingoing'd him to rejection.

it opens just fine into another hallway. ]

... Still more hallway...

[preowned]

How long have we been here for?

[ he wanders over back to cloud, peeking from over his shoulder. ]

Did you bring any snacks?

[skyagain]

It's not like I planned to be out here forever.

[ he pauses. looks through his pockets. he is a jrpg character, so out comes like. idk an apple. ]

... I've got this?

[ he is not sure why he has this. ]

[preowned]

... if we get desperate.

[ they will be healthy if they have no other choice ]

[skyagain]

... We haven't been here that long yet. Maybe half an hour.

[ the passage of time is impossible to discern. ]

You good to keep going?

[preowned]

Yeah, yeah. It's just a little... boring.

[ opening doors forever. he would prefer if there was a fight or two?? ]

[skyagain]

It's a lot boring. [ he agrees. please. let them fight things. cloud is going to go through some more doors ] Could try and make a competition out of it?

[preowned]

Whoever finds the exit first wins?

... or finds anything that isn't the hall.

[skyagain]

So... first to be slightly less bored.

[ sure. sure this can be fun.

it's not. it's more hall. ]

[preowned]

Loser will... still be bored.

[ yeah. he thinks. ]

And another punishment?

[skyagain]

I think we're being punished enough. [ by more hallways. ] Maybe we could... find another reward? For whoever gets us the hell out of here.

[preowned]

[ there's a nod ]

A second apple.

[skyagain]

Dream bigger.

[preowned]

Three.

[skyagain]

You didn't even want the first apple.

[ the funniest possibility is if they open a door and get out of hallway loop but don't notice and end up rnging to a new nightmare room ]

[preowned]

[ i feel like we need to do that now yes. you rng. ]

And I still don't, but winning makes it better.

[skyagain]

[ got #3 so

cloud is open to answer when he opens the door it's a creature instead of a hallway!

on the one hand, freedom!

on the other hand, now they are both hallucinating a face inside a snake (gently puts in sephiroth because it's funniest) and are about to get attacked ]

What the fu--

[ rawr ]