cloud

[preowned]

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[preowned]

Whoever finds the exit first wins?

... or finds anything that isn't the hall.

[skyagain]

So... first to be slightly less bored.

[ sure. sure this can be fun.

it's not. it's more hall. ]

[preowned]

Loser will... still be bored.

[ yeah. he thinks. ]

And another punishment?

[skyagain]

I think we're being punished enough. [ by more hallways. ] Maybe we could... find another reward? For whoever gets us the hell out of here.

[preowned]

[ there's a nod ]

A second apple.

[skyagain]

Dream bigger.

[preowned]

Three.

[skyagain]

You didn't even want the first apple.

[ the funniest possibility is if they open a door and get out of hallway loop but don't notice and end up rnging to a new nightmare room ]

[preowned]

[ i feel like we need to do that now yes. you rng. ]

And I still don't, but winning makes it better.

[skyagain]

[ got #3 so

cloud is open to answer when he opens the door it's a creature instead of a hallway!

on the one hand, freedom!

on the other hand, now they are both hallucinating a face inside a snake (gently puts in sephiroth because it's funniest) and are about to get attacked ]

What the fu--

[ rawr ]

[preowned]

What?

[ he looks over and THAT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER HALL.

at the very least, his first reaction is to try to stab. doing this is going to be useless but at least he is behind cloud enough he can attempt to do this. ]

[skyagain]

[ unfortunately for either of them, these doors are cheating, so what this mostly means is that the snake uses its two mouths to bite both cloud and now tsuru who it can reach.

nom nom. this is a different creature bite than the pandora snake bite somehow.

then the door closes and both of them are slightly bleeding, disheveled and wet?? from loud roaring right in their faces. the spittle.

disgusting. ]

...

What the hell was that.

[preowned]

... something to mess with us.

[ he blinks a few times, before shaking his head. it's fine. roxas is now a snake boy but it's fine. ]

-- it bit me.

[skyagain]

Yeah. Same.

[ he is getting so many baby injuries. also NO NOT ROXAS. ]

...

Think that means we're out of hallways?

[preowned]

We can try to find the exit?

[ he looks back at the door that should, in theory, be the way out unless he has lost all grip on reality ]

[skyagain]

[ clouds grip on reality is not great to begin with. so he walks go the exit and reaches out to open it agonizingly slowly......

it's...

not a hallway. ]

... Wanna get out of here and pretend this never happened?

[preowned]

Yes.

[ he looks back at the door and just. closes it. ]

Should I give you three apples?

[skyagain]

... At least make one an orange. Spice it up a little.

[ he's too tired to keep arguing that apples are a terrible reward ]

[preowned]

It's a deal.

[ he holds his hand out to shake. there is blood on it,

he switches hands. ]

[skyagain]

[ looks at tsuru's bloody hand

looks at his own bloody one ]

Maybe we should clean up first.

[preowned]

Probably...

[ he looks at their hands. ]

They're probably not infected.

[skyagain]

... Maybe. [ they don't know what the fuck that snake had. it looked like rabies. and also, a little person inside. ] Either way, best not to walk around with blood all over the murder hotel.

[preowned]

No, it's not a good start.

[ well time to go to the nearest fuckin sink i guess ]

[skyagain]

[ off they go to the public bathroom!! ]

It's one way to be the first voted out for something stupid.

[ he is thinking... of... kano... and bucky... ]

[preowned]

Yes, like rocks...

[ rip ]