cloud

[preowned]

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[skyagain]

Might up our chances with two.

[ maybe it will be more satisfying if they destroy more stuff. ]

[preowned]

On the count of three then?

[ he will go to position himself in front of a door ]

[skyagain]

Right. One... two...

[ he has his sword drawn ready to use the might of whatever the fuck remains of his final fantasy powers ]

Three!

[ ATTACKS THE DOOR

the door goes boingoingoingoing like it is made of indestructible cartoon rubber and cloud is pushed back ]

[preowned]

[ at the same time, he also attacks his door and



well.

this is stupid.

he blinks. ]

Ha ha?

[skyagain]

Three days in and I already hate this hotel.

[ sadly...puts the sword...back...]

[preowned]

Do you really need to just go through every one?

[ he suggested that earlier but now he sounds like


way less certain about it ]

[skyagain]

Doesn't look like we've got any other options right now.

[ he is also not thrilled about it but he will attempt to open the door that boingoingoing'd him to rejection.

it opens just fine into another hallway. ]

... Still more hallway...

[preowned]

How long have we been here for?

[ he wanders over back to cloud, peeking from over his shoulder. ]

Did you bring any snacks?

[skyagain]

It's not like I planned to be out here forever.

[ he pauses. looks through his pockets. he is a jrpg character, so out comes like. idk an apple. ]

... I've got this?

[ he is not sure why he has this. ]

[preowned]

... if we get desperate.

[ they will be healthy if they have no other choice ]

[skyagain]

... We haven't been here that long yet. Maybe half an hour.

[ the passage of time is impossible to discern. ]

You good to keep going?

[preowned]

Yeah, yeah. It's just a little... boring.

[ opening doors forever. he would prefer if there was a fight or two?? ]

[skyagain]

It's a lot boring. [ he agrees. please. let them fight things. cloud is going to go through some more doors ] Could try and make a competition out of it?

[preowned]

Whoever finds the exit first wins?

... or finds anything that isn't the hall.

[skyagain]

So... first to be slightly less bored.

[ sure. sure this can be fun.

it's not. it's more hall. ]

[preowned]

Loser will... still be bored.

[ yeah. he thinks. ]

And another punishment?

[skyagain]

I think we're being punished enough. [ by more hallways. ] Maybe we could... find another reward? For whoever gets us the hell out of here.

[preowned]

[ there's a nod ]

A second apple.

[skyagain]

Dream bigger.

[preowned]

Three.

[skyagain]

You didn't even want the first apple.

[ the funniest possibility is if they open a door and get out of hallway loop but don't notice and end up rnging to a new nightmare room ]

[preowned]

[ i feel like we need to do that now yes. you rng. ]

And I still don't, but winning makes it better.

[skyagain]

[ got #3 so

cloud is open to answer when he opens the door it's a creature instead of a hallway!

on the one hand, freedom!

on the other hand, now they are both hallucinating a face inside a snake (gently puts in sephiroth because it's funniest) and are about to get attacked ]

What the fu--

[ rawr ]

[preowned]

What?

[ he looks over and THAT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER HALL.

at the very least, his first reaction is to try to stab. doing this is going to be useless but at least he is behind cloud enough he can attempt to do this. ]

[skyagain]

[ unfortunately for either of them, these doors are cheating, so what this mostly means is that the snake uses its two mouths to bite both cloud and now tsuru who it can reach.

nom nom. this is a different creature bite than the pandora snake bite somehow.

then the door closes and both of them are slightly bleeding, disheveled and wet?? from loud roaring right in their faces. the spittle.

disgusting. ]

...

What the hell was that.