cloud

[preowned]

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[skyagain]

That's not what I meant--

[ too late, the waiter is bringing them back two fresh glasses of juice. it is orange. it has pulp. does applebee's even have fresh squeezed orange juice? no. but it is pulpy. ]

[preowned]

Wow! How quick.

[ he pushes one glass even closer to cloud.

for you ;3 ]

[skyagain]

[ sadly... takes his juice... ]

... Because they're not real, probably. [ reluctantly sips once. it is thick with pulp. he puts it back down immediately. ]

[preowned]

Should we order more juice?

[ is this enough to qualify as a full meal. pulp juice. ]

[skyagain]

Please don't.

[preowned]

[ he goes to take a sip of his own juice




quietly spits it back into the glass as elegantly as possible. ]

[skyagain]

[ quietly, a little in despair ]

I know. Why is it thick.

[preowned]

[ he looks over at the waiter. they're still just there.

he looks back at cloud. ]

Why are they still here?

[skyagain]

...

...

I think they want us to order more. [ he says it after having a staring contest with the waiter. the waiter pushes the menu closer to them. ]

[preowned]

Oh. I would assume all of the stuff in the juice would make this a full meal?

[ just saying

he slowly opens the menu. ]

Where are the apples?

[skyagain]

Just be glad there aren't bees, either.

[ he pushes the glass away. why is it congealed. what is in this. ]

... What's a chicken fiesta...

[preowned]

[ the waiter immediately leaves to bring them a chicken fiesta ]

No--

[skyagain]

Wait--

[ too late! it was prepared! this is a hellish kitchen. why is the chicken fiesta being placed in front of both of them. are they being asked to share like this is lady and the tramp? this gets worse. ]

[preowned]

We are supposed to eat this?

[ the waiter hates them more and more every day. ]

[skyagain]

[ the waiter gives them both a fork and knife. like. literally puts it in their hands ]

... Think that's a yes.

[ he reluctantly... grabs some rice... ]

[preowned]

Thanks for the food...

[ it is said in a tone that is the opposite of thankful for anything.

he'll also grab some rice... maybe he wanted chopsticks, waiter... ]

This can't be worse than the juice.

[skyagain]

[ waiter's racist

cloud chews. for some reason, the rice is undercooked. he chews a lot. ]

No, I think it can.

[preowned]

[ he'll put it in his mouth. somehow, his is burnt.

... ]

Who did this.

[skyagain]

... I think we pissed off the staff.

[preowned]

Even after we drank their bad juice?

[ he says it so loudly ]

[skyagain]

Don't say it so loud. They'll bring us more.

[ PARANOIA ]

[preowned]

[ it's too late the waiter is bringing a pitcher ]

[skyagain]

... We're never getting out of here.

[preowned]

Perhaps we can say we need to use the washroom and make a break for it?

[skyagain]

You see a door anywhere here?

[ this is the worst kind of restaurant. the doorless kind. ]