preowned | yuri

Oh, yeah! Of course.

[ these rooms are awful and he is fuckin READY for it. ]

[ time to eat shit in technicolour. ]

…

[ yuri opens the door and immediately has to shield his eyes. ]

Ah. I do so love being blind.

Oh!

[ he points at in recognition. ]

This is like the game!

[ christmas in june for tsuru ]

The game? Elaborate.

It's this video game where you race in small cars! This looks like one of the locations in it.

[ he looks around like he is expecting mario to show up ]

Oh... that's one I don't think I came across on the station.

[ he'sa not here? ]

So, this is the real life edition. Are we racing?

Possibly, possibly...

[ yeah he's immediately running for the carts now ]

[ wow, colour him surprised. ]

If you know the game do you know how to use these?

[ i mean he’s. picking a cart and getting into it so god help him and everyone i guess. ]

You... turn the wheel.

[ this isn't a controller he doesn't know ]

[ he turns the wheel.

the cart continues to look lovely, but nothing happens. ]

Is there an on switch? Hang on-- [ he is Looking ]

[ meanwhile tsuru is just going to get into one and just press things wildly

one of them will figure it out ]

[ will they though?

… well. yes. because yuri does put his foot on a pedal and fly forwards about ten feet, almost off the edge of the starting platform.

incredible. ]

Whoa! Look at you go!!

[ he still hasn't figured this out ]

I think I just had a heart attack.

[ help what is driving. he turns the wheel and like. bunny hops back into a better position. ]

…. Push the pedal, I think? That makes it go.